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I'm Jessi. This is my personal blog most notably ruled by comics, film, horror/cult, sci-fi, fantasy, Devils hockey and peculiarities. I also post about my puppy a lot so get used to that. George Carlin is my God. John Waters is my Jesus.

Step 1: Make Lembas Bread (we altered the recipe slightly in order to shape the bread like leaves of Lorien rather than squares, ours also ended up a bit thicker in order to achieve the whole “one bite can fill a grown man…”)

Step 2: Glaze with honey in the design of Lothlorien brooches

Step 3: Sprinkle sugar/cinnamon mix over the honey and shake off excess

Step 4: Let the leaves of Lorien idly fall into your mouth

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