mondo bizarro

I'm Jessi. This is my personal blog most notably ruled by comics, film, horror/cult, sci-fi, fantasy, Devils hockey and peculiarities. I also post about my puppy a lot so get used to that. George Carlin is my God. John Waters is my Jesus.

mymindrebels:

Zach and Zoe on The Jonathan Ross Show (x)

    I went to film school so I could make jokes with other people who also went to film school

    I went to film school so I could make jokes with other people who also went to film school

      filed under: personal,

      preparing for my trip to cancun like

        Glistening green. Almost like secret dreams a bored ship captain might have.

          filed under: star trek,

          cliftonwebb:

          Johnny Guitar (1954)

            maybe it’s because I’ve been watching fucking

            season 1 of dragon ball z lately but

            man death note is pretty 

              anime hair has to be awfully inconvenient 

              like bangs in your eyes ALL THE TIME

              STABBING your fuckin eyes

              those bangs look annoying as shit

                I share my Netflix with my dad and I’m genuinely ashamed by some of the shit he puts under my name. 

What must Netflix think of me, that I’m a weeabo redneck nerd?

…Because I am, but one with more discerning comedy taste goddamit.

                I share my Netflix with my dad and I’m genuinely ashamed by some of the shit he puts under my name.

                What must Netflix think of me, that I’m a weeabo redneck nerd?

                …Because I am, but one with more discerning comedy taste goddamit.

                    babybluesuv:

                    royonfire:

                    I present to you a puppy eating watermelon.

                    I can’t stop thinking about this

                      filed under: animals,
                      CREDIT